Tha Gierk
Plots?
By Tony Chino
Nobody can find him, but it seems that Tha Gierk
likes to contact me every week or so via email. This week he sent
me a picture of his gang, who he calls La Costra Gierksta. Although
he didn't say who they were, he did say that they meet once a month to
protest the PBS and Community Access channel. "But now we have
a new mission, and that is to take down Chuck Farley" Gierk said."He's
been stepping over the line and it's time to pull back on his leash.
I'm tired of turning the T.V. on at 2 am and seeing an info commercial
for WHITE MAN RUNNING. So I gathered my close group of cyber
hacker friends to teach Mr. Farley a lesson. It's bad enough to have
the government after me but to have Chuck Farley making money off me is
just too much. Yeah, there's talk that I had something to do with
the accident at the mask factory but those are just rumors that can't be
backed up. If Chuck didn't live on my block I would have forgotten
about him by now. But I see him every day selling that video
to the mexican community on his converted ice cream trolley. Ringing
that dam hand bell up and down my apartment complex is getting on my karma.
Not to mention his slut whore girlfriend Nada. She attacked me at
the Safeway parking lot with a two for one item. My friends and I
will be striking back pretty soon. Just stayed tuned.
Chuck Farley on the other might be getting into some
police trouble himself. He was taken in by police for lighting a
fire. The fire turned into a fireball and people at the scene including
firemen had to run for their lives. And Chuck was there to catch
it all on tape. Chuck couldn't be reached for comment but his slut
whore girlfriend, NADA, said that it was all a misunderstanding.
