Chuck has it out with
                                    The Claw..
                                                    by Tony Chino
 

    Well I guess at this point with all this talk about getting back something has happened. Claw one of Tha Gierks cyber hacking friends had a scuffle with Chuck Farley this last week.  It turns out that Claw cornered Farley at Halfway Park Thursday night.  After talking with Tha Gierk about his working condition at his current place of employment, Advertising in advance inc., Claw started getting really upset about how one of his Bosses, who shall remain namless(PIKE) started yelling at him for a misprinted ad that belonged to one of Claws Clients. But that's not the part that Claw is upset about.  Halfway thru the screaming and yelling his boss skipped a beat and bounced into no mans land.  "He started saying that the end of the world is coming and that Montana will be beach front property.  Now that is bullshit, if the end of the world is coming why would Montana be beach front property.  He was high on crystal meth and it showed.  And I had to listen to that shit for a half hour."  After telling Tha Gierk of his problems at work, Claw snapped grabbed the HEMPEN ALE from Tha Gierk and walked out the front door to find someone, namely Chuck Farley, to beat up.  He caught up with Mr. Farley, who was flying his kite, in the middle of Halfway Park.  Stumbling half drunk up to Chuck Farley put Claw at a real disadvantage.  Farley just keep brushing Claw off until Claw said the wrong words.  "I fucked your slutty ass girlfriend back in 92"  Farley returned the favor by kicking Claw in the nuts.  Holding the HEMPEN ALE in one hand and his crotch in the other Claw laid in the middle of the field crying like a baby.

Claw looking happy to kick some Farley Ass.                 Farley gives Claw the kick of love!!
Tha Gierk giving Claw what he needs to confront Farley.
 

    When Farley was reached for futher comment on the incident he responded by giving me the finger.

 Corporate Larry gets hired!!