Corporate Larry baked in
the day....
Corporate Larry is hired!!!
By Tony Chino
After the park incident with Claw a few weeks back Tha Gierk screams revenge from his hidden fortress. "What the fuck was that all about!!!" Tha Gierk tells me via email. "He sucker kicked Claw in the nuts. Claw told me he wanted a rematch, but I said fuck that, he kicked your ass once and he'll do it again. It's time to hire the best of the best. So I'm bringing in a hit man to resolve this situation. I won't give out his real name but anyone whos anyone calls him Corporate Larry or simply put THE KING. He may smoke a few bowls here and there but that's just to keep his head in check. He's a sensetive man as well as a hit man. He has his own web page for his short stories."(http://members.tripod.com/~senor_buddycat/woop.html) Tha Gierk comments.
I checked out Corporate Larry myself and from what I learned he's an evil man. Just the type that could put an end to Chuck Farley. I tried calling his house for comments, but he's refusing to take any calls. His wife did say that Larry has been working out every day of the week to take on his latest challenge but that's all she'll say at this time. Tha Gierk sent Kenny.hypno.net a picture of Larry. It was taken a few years back before his employment with Microsoft. Even back then he was a Corporate Larry working for a nation wide movie complex called AMC Theatres which is still around today. The picture was taken at AMC Saratoga Six before it burned down from an arson fire. Speculation has it that Larry may have burned it down before leaving to college in San Francisco.
As for Chuck Farley, he only had to say "Let's get it
on!!! I laugh at anyone that calls himself Corporate Larry, it's
not a proud name just a lame one. The only thing I'm afraid of is
Larry coming over to my house and installing Windows 98!!! Excuse
me I have to head out and have dinner with my best friend RICHARD and his
family"
Corporate Larry baked in
the day....