WAR!!!!
                                                                                    by Tony Chino
 

    Farley stepped over a new line this week.  This time he has killed!!  After my last meeting with him he told me he was heading over to his best friend Richards house to have dinner with Richard's Mom and Dad and Richard's girlfriend.  They all sat down had a KFC family bucket dinner and then stepped into the living room for some pictures.   Richard's girlfriend(who shall remain nameless) gave Farley a loving stare during one of the pics and Richard went out of control.  He started kicking walls and breaking windows.  His father jumped in and beat some sense into him.  Farley sat in the corner of the room and exchanged phone numbers with Richard's girlfriend.  "Listen ever sense NADA disappeared a few weeks ago I've been really lonely.  I just wanted someone I could talk too.  Richard's girlfriend said she would come over and work on my hair.  Richard can be uptight sometimes." Farley defended.  After Richard calmed down he went into the bathroom to relieve himself of the greasy chicken.  He was on the bowl for what seemed like a half hour according to his girlfriend.   Within that half an hour Farley needed to take a leak and since there was only one bathroom in the house Farley stepped onto the front porch and pissed all over Richard's front lawn just missing Lulla the cat.  Richard stepped out of the bathroom, buckling his belt buckle an extra notch he asked his family what they were looking at out the front window.  "It's your friend Farley, he's pissing all over your newly planted lawn.  I think you should ask him to leave Richard."  his dad said.  Richard ran out of the house and bitched slapped Farley and then told him to leave.  Farley grabbed Richard and like a child being abducted he threw Richard into his van and took off down the street in high gear.  "You could hear Richard screaming bloody murder for two blocks before the van disappeared." All the time his family just sat there shocked looking out of the front bay window wondering if Rich flushed the toilet before he left.  For a funky smell was creeping out from under the bathroom door.

             Mom Dad and Farley                                            Girlfriend giving Farley a love stare
                                                                                 Richard would be kicking walls and breaking windows
                                                                                     within minutes.
A few days later I recieved a picture from Farley and from the way it looks, Richard was murdered!!

 Chuck giving Richard the finger while pissing on               After the bitch slap from Richard, Farley
 Richard's lawn.   Yelling out "WAR" the whole                 kidnapped and beheaded Rich.
 time.
 FARLEY ATTACKS KENNY!!!