COME GET SOME
BY TONY CHINO
Let
me just state first that I am a legit reporter and system adminstrator
for kenny.hypno.net. I bulit this server to report the god
dam news within the cyber community. Although I must say for the
last two or three months I've been covering Tha Gierk in his fight against
Chuck Farley. I've always been impartial to the happenings between
them two. I've been accused of standing by while Claw got kicked
in the nuts and been screamed at by the public because I didn't do anything
to stop the death and beheading of Richard. My answer has always
been "It's not my job, I'm just hear to shoot some video and write the
story." But last week Chuck came after me and my beloved server Kenny.
As I was on the phone with Richard 2, the twin of Richard, who was out
of town the day that his brother was murdered, I noticed that my server
was scrolling thru files. When I checked the user log in account
to see who it was it turned out to be Chuck Farley. He must of cracked
the server and gave himself superuser status. What I saw next was
nothing but pure evil. He typed in the unix commands to delete everything
on my drive. I pulled the plug out of the wall before Chuck had time
to hit return on his keyboard. I'm now turning the other check and
taking the side of Tha Gierk. Tha Gierk can't be reached for comment
becuase he's filmming his next film in the Saratoga foothills.(more about
that on the next link) So Chuck, if you think your all that........COME
GET SOME!!!!