FUCK YOU CHUCK FARLEY!!! 

                                                            COME GET SOME
                                                                   BY TONY CHINO

 
           Let me just state first that I am a legit reporter and system adminstrator for kenny.hypno.net.   I bulit this server to report the god dam news within the cyber community.  Although I must say for the last two or three months I've been covering Tha Gierk in his fight against Chuck Farley.  I've always been impartial to the happenings between them two.  I've been accused of standing by while Claw got kicked in the nuts and been screamed at by the public because I didn't do anything to stop the death and beheading of Richard.  My answer has always been "It's not my job, I'm just hear to shoot some video and write the story."  But last week Chuck came after me and my beloved server Kenny.  As I was on the phone with Richard 2, the twin of Richard, who was out of town the day that his brother was murdered, I noticed that my server was scrolling thru files.  When I checked the user log in account to see who it was it turned out to be Chuck Farley.  He must of cracked the server and gave himself superuser status.  What I saw next was nothing but pure evil.  He typed in the unix commands to delete everything on my drive.  I pulled the plug out of the wall before Chuck had time to hit return on his keyboard.  I'm now turning the other check and taking the side of Tha Gierk.  Tha Gierk can't be reached for comment becuase he's filmming his next film in the Saratoga foothills.(more about that on the next link)  So Chuck, if you think your all that........COME GET SOME!!!!


 Chuck talks with Rick Rubin