FARLEY TELLS ALL
                                              TO JERRY!!
                                                                                                    By Tony Chino

         It was a mess Tuesday on the Jerry Springer Show.  Long time Jerry Addict, Chuck Farley, was a guest on the Jerry Springer show.  Promoting his new and only  video "White Man Running" was the focus of a fifteen minute segment, displaying cyberhacker only known as Tha Gierk, running and being chased by the Police.  When asked why he didn't drop the camera to help the police out  "FUCK YOU, YOU'RE ALL WHITE TRASH!!!" Farley screamed back at audience members.  And if that wasn't enough Farley stood up, pulled down his pants and pooped on a women in a wheelchair positioned in the front row.  Jerry not knowing what to do handed the lady some toilet paper before asking Farley to leave.  As he started leaving, a surprised phone call came in  from Tha Gierk.  "Your a very sick man Farley, I hope "White Man Running" runs longer than you do" Tha Gierk said before hanging up before his call could be traced.

    Although the segment won't be aired because of the content, Jerry has said it will be released on his new upcoming video "Jerry, Too Hot For T.V. 98"  But picture excerpts where released exclusively to KENNY.HYPNO.NET.  As seen below.
 
 
    Tha Gierk on the other hand has been spending his time underground.  Wanted by the local police and the federal government for crimes, that the Gierk claims he didn't commit, has not been seen.  Via Chat Tha Gierk has told me(Tony Chino) that he is now seeking revenge upon Chuck Farley.  "Screw that bastard, this isn't the first time he wronged me" Tha Gierk explains.  After some investigation it turns out that Chuck Farley worked with Tha Gierk at the Halloween Mask factory where Chuck had his accident.  Although no connection has ever been made linking Tha Gierk with the incident rumors have it that Chuck Farley didn't like the way the Gierk teased him.  A sexual harassment suit was filed by Mr. Farley on the grounds that Tha Gierk raped him and a female employee on a coffee machine, and on a  box of Dunkin Donuts.  The female employee could not be found to back up Chucks story.  "You can't find her because it's all a lie.  There were no female employees at the mask factory.  That is why the factory was going to lay Chuck off.  But Chuck had his accident before they could." Tha Gierk responded to the allegations against him by Farley.  After talking with the Factory Manager, Cam Cocaine, Tha Gierk was correct in saying that there were no females working at the mask factory at the time of the alleged rape incident.
 
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