Attention Paper MCSE"S you must get real jobs!!!

            It's Friday and I'm about to head off to work.  Another crazy day in cubeville that I must visit.  My name is ThaGierk and I fix laser printers and computers but mostly laser printers.  To me every day is like Office Space the movie.  During the height of the .com boom is was great.  I made a lot of friends in the IT field who are no longer around.  Many of them offered me jobs because they recognize true talent when they see it.  I turned them all down because I didn't think I was cut out for corporate life.  Stuck in front of a computer all day and attending meetings that are truly boring.  Not to mention there's always someone that has to ask 1000 questions.   So anyway, back to what I was saying, those IT guys who offered me jobs are no longer around themselves.  In the silicon valley the desktop support/IT fields have become over saturated.  All those fools who went to dumpsites to study for their MCSE tests (paper MCSE's is what most people call them) now have to work for a living.  I know at least 20 guys who have stopped doing desktop/IT support and now want a job they can enjoy.  You should have done that 5 years ago you profit sharing isn't worth nothing greedy sheep.  You got into computers because some ahole told you the future is there along with the cash.  NOt any more!! Computers is kinda like Film making, you better love it first before you plan to make any money.  YOU blood leeches.  In July of 1999 I was talking to this one NT Admin and he actually asked me to configure his printer to the print server.  I couldn't believe it!!  This guy was making 60k a year and he didn't even know the basics!!  I asked how did you get this job?  He said, that he passed the MCSE tests by going to brain dump sites on the internet.(this was before the transender tests they give now, where the questions change depending upon the right or wrong answers)  And he got the job because he interviewed really well.  Guess what, 2003..........he's gone.  As a matter of fact that company is almost out of bussiness.