Pack your bags, time for the Guilt Trip

    Are you that stupid that you can't figure it out?  Perhaps working with the best of the best in my youth has taught me, what most employees never see.  I'm talking about selling your soul to your employer.  I consider myself a god dam honest employee who doesn't have anything to hide.  I don't fuck with my parking receipts that I give to my boss, which would be easy to do, all i need to do is find one on the ground that has more money on it, cash out the difference  from mine and take the petty cash for myself.  I'm honest not for my boss but for myself.  I do it not out of fear of being caught, but out of my own ego.  First you're taking small amounts then greed takes hold and you take out more and more until someone down the pipe notices. It's not so much the end result of being fired but the process that it happens that I'm afraid of.  Pretty soon you start thinking that jaw popping some old lady for her purse is a good thing as long as she doesn't die.  That is what keeps me in line.  I don't want to become that person.  So I keep myself in check.  Sometimes to keep in check you must ask questions, to see where a line is drawn with certain people.  But to insecure bosses asking questions makes them worry.  So before you know it, they start answering questions with questions.  For example, "Boss, you look stressed?" reply from boss "I don't know Gierk, should I be stressed?  What did you do?"  I call that the Julie Hilty Lesbian retort.  AMC Theatre likes to hire gays, and the Lesbians love to fuck with the high school employees.  I thought it was only her, but bosses and managers everywhere do it.  COCK GOBBLERS.

    Once you figure it out, you have no choice but to become a robot to your employer.  They don't give a dam what you have to say.  Simple as that.  Life at any level is that simple.  We humans like to fuck with each other on every level.  I was in line at the movies that other day, dude cuts in front of me and says, "I'm late for my movie.  And my wife is already inside"  I tell him to go fuck himself and to go to the back of the line.  I guess it never occurred to this primate that Century 21 is a single movie house, showing only one fucking movie!!!  So by his very definition, I was late for the movie too.