Chick or Dick?

    Anyone who knows ThaGierk in real life knows that ThaGierk just bought a house.  Turns out, it may not be in such a great neighborhood.  But being that I don't make the greatest income ever, especially for the Silicon Valley.  Sure if I was making what I make here lets say in Ohio I would be living large.  But I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't be making that salary in Ohio.  Anyhow, I get home from work the other night, and working in the garage I hear some screaming down the street.  Then I hear my wife screaming from the front yard, "Stop screaming at your kid, keep your hands off her!!! or I'll call the police"  then a minute later I hear "Gierk,(not my real name) come out here!"  So I go to the front of the house.  And this dude, about 5'6" 320 pounds, shaved head and a tattoo on the back of his neck was quickly approaching my wife.  Being that I'm almost 6'4" this guy quickly slowed down and backed off my wife.

    With his high voice he screamed at my wife something about minding her own business.  Mrs. Gierk told this dude that she wouldn't tolerate any kind of domestic abuse on a child in our neighborhood.  Especially if she sees it or hears it.  Again the reply was mind your own fucking business you white bitch.  Now the whole time this is going on, I'm sizing this monster up.  I clock about 240 on the weight scale, but then again I'm almost 6'4".  I figure my moves would need to be quick and fast.  A surprise attack would be my best option.  I figure, if the monster lunged at my wife, I would straight jack him from around the back with a quick right hook, then at the same time grapple him down with a choke hold.  But being that he's huge I would find myself on a bull ride.  My concern was, how far would I need to grapple his ass across the street so he wouldn't try to bash my head into the curb.  I sat there not saying a word but giving this fool my full and undivided attention mixed with the crazy eye that I pull out for special occasions.  Being in many small brawls in my youth, I discovered the secret to any good fight is not to say shit.  It confuses the other person.  Especially when there is two of you.  By not saying a word, this guy had no idea what I was thinking.  He was expecting something, but not sure what. You don't see bodyguards get into arguments with out of control fans, hell no, just action.