Stop at the cheese trough 

Cheese 1, Cheese 2

Cheese 1

    Why do they load it up with cheese?  Why can't they just be honest and hit the point in a few words!  You know who I'm talking about, and if you don't then you're one of them.  To busy spewing cheese that it's always a one way street.  S.T.F.U and listen up.  Stop it!! I get it!!  You want to feel special.  Like you know more than the rest of us.  The Brian Kings of the world.  The ones, that when they talk to you, they look at your eye brows trying to avoid any type of eye contact for fear of  being caught in their own deception of the truth.  For they know they are lying.  I have been hip to this for a long time.  Throw down a few buzz words from your dam weekday calendar.  I'm so impressed by your massive vocabulary.   Even more impressed that you try to loose me with your big words that you think I know nothing about.  I will now spew an example of one type of cheese incidents....

    "You want to ping the Color Laserjet 4600 with a DOS  software, if it does ping without conflict then the jet direct card possibly a 600n or perhaps the aftermarket 610n is working sound.  Check the Novell network for errors or if running NT check the print server for a second internet protocol with the same address.  Even though all workstations have IP assigned by the DHCP server perhaps the starting string over lapped on the last number crossing it with a static ip assigned to the printers."

    That is a sample of CHEESE 1.  Take away all the proper nouns and all I'm saying is that the Printer needs to be seen by the computer network and some steps one might take to fix the problem if print jobs aren't printing up.

    Some of my friends do this to me quite a lot.  When they do, I play the cheese game right back but they don't know I'm fucking with them.  WHY?  Because they are cheese heads.  They are too busy thinking about running down their next cheese line that they don't listen to any type of retort or reply.  It's an agenda they all have.

 Cheese 2

    That's  when a person talking is telling you things that you really don't need to know or even care about in a story.  Chicken Man, likes to do this.  He will be telling you a story dropping names of people you know nothing about.  "Chuck Farley and his friend Pete Silverman were driving their 1977 Honda Civic Hatchback when they were pulled over by police officer Billy Mundane for driving to fast threw the city of Sacramento.  When they pulled over, Pete Silverman hopped out of the car and was quickly attacked by the police dog Fang. Silverman had a 7-11 bought Snicker Bar in his back pocket that Fang found and ate within seconds.  Chuck was cited for speeding and Pete was arrested for bribing a police officer.  The charge was later thrown out by the judge.

  Now I made the story up, but that is how Chicken Man speaks.  He drops more names then anyone I ever met.  Why can't he just say he had two friends that were pulled over and some crazy ass shit happened.  Does he expect me to know these people?  Am I supposed to say "Oh yeah, I remember Pete Silverman, I saw him at 7-11 once buying a Snicker Bar."  Or is Chicken Man  showing off his fantastic memory by remembering names of his old friends. 

...I only really like cheese on my nachos