V.A.D.D

    Old man drives threw a farmers market in Santa Monica killing 10 people!!  W.T.F  He thought he was stepping on the brake but was stepping on the gas.  This wasn't the first time this happened.  According to friends and neighbors about 10 years ago he hit the gas instead of the brake at his backyard barbecue.  When the party goers ran out front they found his car up on a 3 foot high curb.  Nobody was hurt.

    I understand that a bill was not passed a few years ago in the state of California that would have  require senior citizens over a certain age to pass a physical ability drivers test.  It didn't pass because the Senior Citizens Group protested such a thing.  They felt it was ageism against the older folks.

   Look what happened, 10 people no long walk the face of the earth because some old fart had to go to the post office.  Do I feel bad for him, sure I do.  I fell bad for everyone.  So I'm starting up a new group that will compete with the Senior Citizens Groups and any other group that doesn't agree with my group when it comes to driving.

    Victims Against Dangerous Drivers or V.A.D.D for short.  My group will protest any person or group that present a danger to the road.  Frantic house wife driving the soccer team to practice in a mini van is a danger.  Old people stepping on the gas instead of the brake is a danger.  Men reading the paper while driving is a danger.  Women putting on makeup when driving is a danger.  Punk kids under the age of 21 with no wife, kids, job or any kind of future is a danger.  Women hiking up their mini skirts exposing their panties so they can put their coffee between their legs is a huge danger. (Ask any big rig trucker trying to get a sneak peak)  Making a lane change without checking your blind spot is a danger.  Driving under the influence of anything is a danger.  Talking on a cell phone is a danger.  Not listening to talk radio is a danger.

    Those are just a few examples of dangerous drivers.  My group will be against them all.  And by one ass kicking at a time we will be victorious.  When you see a person being dangerous pull up next to them and point to their back tire implying that they have a rear flat tire.  When they pull over you kick their ass.  This is not to be confused with Road Rage. (Road Rage is a danger)  Before you kick their ass you tell them of the infraction and who you're with.  That would be V.A.D.D  Be careful of Billy the hero. The un-informed good doer bystander.  I say this because if I was driving by and saw some dude kicking the crap out of some soccer mom with her kids watching from the back seat I would need to investigate.  You must post a bumper sticker on the back of your car stating that you're with V.A.D.D  Then if Billy the hero tries to interfere you may disperse with some more ass kicking on him. Another thing, all ass kicking must be done on the passenger side of the vehicle. My group doesn't support limp bodies following into the road way.  And besides, I want all ass kicking to be done as discrete as possible.  Creating any type of side show road drama for other passing drivers is......guess what.........that's right, a danger.   

    V.A.D.D in its simplest form is common sense.  If you don't have common sense when it comes to driving expect a ass kicking.  This is how you decide common sense on the road.  Identify, Predict, Decide, Execute.  It's called the I.P.D.E process.  IDENTIFY the problem, old man crossing median into on coming traffic, PREDICT, he's going to hit the car in front of you, DECIDE, you're going to drive right into the crash point (watching the Nascar channel and the movie Days Of Thunder, has taught you that if you drive into the crash point the two cars won't be there) EXECUTE, you drive into the crash point.  When you awake in the hospital you find ThaGierk in there with you about to perform an ass kicking!!

.......This page is a joke, don't do anything I say.  Don't be sheep, if so, lay victim to the slaughter.  old people have the right to mow you down while you eat lunch.